do me a favour. if a person wearing a long sleeved shirt or a sweatshirt and jeans on a hot day, don’t comment on it. don’t ask why they’re wearing it. don’t say anything at about it.
trust me, they know it’s hot, they know. but their reason for wearing what they’re wearing probably far outweighs the temperature outside.
this is so god damn important
nothing grinds my gears more than saying “let it go” and having a bunch of goddamn post renaissance disney weaboo-esque nerdbuckets burst into the song from frozen
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
y’all heard of lily allen
i dont understand, my mom told me the best way to get a job is to butter the interviewer up. now im here with an angry old fellow covered in butter and a court ordered restraining order.
talking to a hot boy’s parents like, “I’m a big fan of your work”
when will teenage girls stop shaming each other and discover that their real enemy is teenage boys
That’s also why guys have nipples.
wow i actually didn’t know that
Lol when I took gender studies in high school our teacher told us this and every guy in the room looked terrified
Basic mammalian biology.
I thought this was common knowledge? O.o well, passing it on to educate others :)