I can’t believe i’ve been here for the ending of three tours like legit delete my blog

  • grandma: you're 17? you're getting old aren't ya!
  • me: grandma you're like 80
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.


I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

I just want to put a gun to my head and end this bullshit

I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

(Source: acquirethetaste)

Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch.
Male proverb (via parahdocks)

(Source: clype)


im just annoyed and ugly all the time

(Source: cradily)


“I feel like I should just flip out and do something crazy. It’s boring when people tell me I’m really well grounded. I feel a little bit sensible ? I don’t want to be that.” Alex Turner

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