I wish college was 5 easy payments of $19.99

(Source: acquirethetaste)

Hey sexy, nice tits. Whoa, why are you so upset? It’s a compliment. I’m only being nice to you, you stupid bitch.
Male proverb (via parahdocks)

(Source: clype)


im just annoyed and ugly all the time

(Source: cradily)


“I feel like I should just flip out and do something crazy. It’s boring when people tell me I’m really well grounded. I feel a little bit sensible ? I don’t want to be that.” Alex Turner


first things first I’m the moodiest


i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

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